We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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