i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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