apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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