We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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