and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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