at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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