are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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