sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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