Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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