she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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