So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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