Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
bring money and cleavage
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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