I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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