He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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