i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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