At least make sure they are 18
Why
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
