She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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