I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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