A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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