It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize