How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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