No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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