Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can text with my tongue
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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