try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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