he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Please don't give away my fajitas
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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