just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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