In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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