R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
tell me about the eggs
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