In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
