where am i from again
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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