Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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