Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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