She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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