I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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