Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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