It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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