Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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