first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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