love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize