dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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