mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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