I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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