He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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