To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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