There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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This baby is an asshole
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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