i think my tv is drunk
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
