Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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