My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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