I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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