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• (650): View more from California

  Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.

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  It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details

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• (607): View more from New York

  I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice

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• (714): View more from California

  It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...

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