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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am puke

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• (619): View more from California

  We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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  watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league

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• (408): View more from California

  You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why does my jaw hurt?

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  I may have punched you.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing

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