I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.