Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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