Me too!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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