so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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