You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Randomize
