I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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