When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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