I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Come on in and take your pants off
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