no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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