I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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